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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago

be save out there boys

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be save out there boys

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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago
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https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/114625315126254570

  • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    6•4 days ago

    why is an Xray needed.

    I’m assuming the patient knows what’s in there already

    • Endymion_Mallorn
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      24•4 days ago

      So that the doctors can point and laugh.

      • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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        10•4 days ago

        A photograph for memorys sake!

      • @Case@lemmynsfw.com
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        4 days ago

        For a real answer, generally cutting blindly into a patient with no imaging is ground for a malpractice suit.

        Edit: I worked in IT support radiologists for… too long, so my thoughts broadened past just an unfortunate insertion.

        • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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          4•4 days ago

          cutting???

          I thought they remove it from where it came from. after all, it did fit inside. just use some forceps and lots of lube.

      • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        4•4 days ago

        the funniest part is the 5000$ copay to make doctors laugh at you

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          3•3 days ago

          Found the American!

          • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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            2•3 days ago

            i hate it here

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              2•3 days ago

              You have my deepest sympathy.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      6•4 days ago

      The patient sure, but the doctor must know too.

      And in what orientation.

    • piefood
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      You would be surprised how many people “don’t know why they feel bad”, and “don’t know how that got in there”. People will go through a lot to avoid admitting that they like things in the poop-chute

    • Leon
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      4•4 days ago

      Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

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