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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago

be save out there boys

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be save out there boys

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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago
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  • @RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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    77•4 days ago

    Sounds like there should be a high demand for safe sex toys for men’s asses based on those stats. … How to normalize ass toys to a homophobic population is all that stands in the way of big ass profits.

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      47•4 days ago

      Sex toy companies just have a hard time to achieve full market penetration with the cishet male demographic. I bet there is a big gaping hole in the market data concerning male sex toy use since men probably lie about that. The sex toy companies just need to find a way to stimulate more interest in toys and stop these men from dicking around with household items. They should just go balls to the wall with their marketing campaigns. But also society needs to stop giving men who like it up where the sun don’t shine the shaft.

    • @crusa187@lemmy.ml
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      28•4 days ago

      “Dude wipes” is already feeling out the market

      • @Kbobabob@lemmy.world
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        13•4 days ago

        A lot of men have such fragile egos that things like this exist. Most men won’t sit to pee either. Most likely because they’ve never actually cleaned the bathroom.

    • Noctis
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      14•4 days ago

      Big ass-profits

      • @Hupf@feddit.org
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        1•3 days ago

        https://xkcd.com/37/

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      5•4 days ago

      prostrate stimulators

    • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      4•4 days ago

      Back scratchers for the itches inside!

  • @salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    78•4 days ago

    Sent to a nurse to ask if that seems real. Apparently, it checks out.

    GENTLEMEN, PLEASE for your own sake, please be safe and use something built for that purpose or at least something with a flare that you can’t lose up there.

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      22•4 days ago

      i hope they listen instead of having their head up their asses

  • @ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social
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    34•4 days ago

    FLARED. BASE. It’s not a joke.

    • @jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works
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      0•3 days ago

      do flare fittings work?

  • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    28•4 days ago

    FLARED BASE!

    IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A FLARED BASE YOU CAN’T PULL IT BACK OUT!

    • Leon
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      8•4 days ago

      And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn’t help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

    • Sundray
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      7•4 days ago

    • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      7•4 days ago

      If the base ain’t flared it’s getting stuck in there.

    • @QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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      5•4 days ago

      That only works if the flared base is outside the body.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    15•4 days ago

    I… a third‽ I think I’ve had maybe 4 things foreign objects in there my entire life; twice were medical exams, and the other two confirmed that that activity is not my bag. But, 30%? Wow.

    I never realized I was so sheltered.

    • @workerONE@lemmy.world
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      17•4 days ago

      Are you a radiologist or are you just someone who doesn’t stick things up their ass?

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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        6•4 days ago

        I can see how my comment would be ambiguous.

        The latter.

      • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        1•4 days ago

        deleted by creator

  • user_name
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    16•4 days ago

    I have a urologist friend who says a huge portion of his job is taking things out of people’s dickholes.

    • TachyonTele
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      9•4 days ago

      Nooo I really did not want to know that

  • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    6•4 days ago

    why is an Xray needed.

    I’m assuming the patient knows what’s in there already

    • Endymion_Mallorn
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      24•4 days ago

      So that the doctors can point and laugh.

      • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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        10•4 days ago

        A photograph for memorys sake!

      • @Case@lemmynsfw.com
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        For a real answer, generally cutting blindly into a patient with no imaging is ground for a malpractice suit.

        Edit: I worked in IT support radiologists for… too long, so my thoughts broadened past just an unfortunate insertion.

        • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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          4•4 days ago

          cutting???

          I thought they remove it from where it came from. after all, it did fit inside. just use some forceps and lots of lube.

      • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        4•4 days ago

        the funniest part is the 5000$ copay to make doctors laugh at you

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          3•4 days ago

          Found the American!

          • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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            2•3 days ago

            i hate it here

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              2•3 days ago

              You have my deepest sympathy.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      6•4 days ago

      The patient sure, but the doctor must know too.

      And in what orientation.

    • piefood
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      You would be surprised how many people “don’t know why they feel bad”, and “don’t know how that got in there”. People will go through a lot to avoid admitting that they like things in the poop-chute

    • Leon
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      4•4 days ago

      Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

  • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    4•4 days ago

    A third? Those are amateur numbers. C’mon guys, man up and get in there!

    • @stinky@redlemmy.com
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      2•4 days ago

      I tried but I couldn’t get it stuck. maybe my ass is a tent flap

  • Owl
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    4•4 days ago

    Username checks out

  • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    That feels high, but I don’t know because I’ve never had a routine appointment with the radiographer, so it’s hard to compare how often that happens.

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