• @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    2823 hours ago

    This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.

    You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

    • @JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
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      312 hours ago

      Idea!

      Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They’re basically charcoal so it’s less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      320 hours ago

      Yeah but first you need to flash freeze the body before you throw it in the chipper. Otherwise you’d just create a smoothie.