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@frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 1 year ago

Shoe Penis rule.

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Shoe Penis rule.

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@frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 1 year ago
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  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    81•1 year ago

    Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

    • @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      43•1 year ago

      Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        32•1 year ago

        hi

        • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          13•1 year ago

          Sorry, no. I don’t see cheese on the list

          • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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            9•1 year ago

            The cheese is currently…hidden.

            • TheFool
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              10•1 year ago

              • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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                5•1 year ago

                ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          12•1 year ago

          👉👈

    • @Junkhead@slrpnk.net
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      6•1 year ago

      with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

  • Seraph
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    77•1 year ago

    The more I think about “eggy wets” the less I want to know

    • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      34•1 year ago

      I can’t tell if “The Eggy Wets” are a hardcore band or british invasion

      • @sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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        12•1 year ago

        I’m thinking oi.

        • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3•1 year ago

          Hah, good compromise 😁

      • Seraph
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        8•1 year ago

        …or vaginal secretions

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

      • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        5•1 year ago

        “I want to get your eggy wet”

      • pancakes
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        20 years later I’ll start up a tribute band called "The Eggo Wets"and write songs about frozen toaster waffles.

    • @scrion@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It’s the only real band name deserving amy attention.

      • @KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Amy has shit taste in music anyway.

      • macrocarpa
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        3•1 year ago

        It gives an insight as to the nature, location and odor of many gigs

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    49•1 year ago

    Brian Disease

    Who’s Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

    • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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      25•1 year ago

      Dyslexia

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      Brian’s disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it’s kinda freaky he ended up with it.

    • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Brian IS the disease.

    • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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      4•1 year ago

      Prion disease.

  • polonius-rex
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    48•1 year ago

    ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

    • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      9•1 year ago

      How did you come up with your band name?

      Well, my Dad was using the toilet…

    • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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      7•1 year ago

      As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

  • Manucode
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    38•1 year ago

    The Diet of Worms isn’t bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

    • @Andonyx@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      I think it’s important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        3•1 year ago

        That’s exactly what a bot would say!

  • @Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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    29•1 year ago

    shit/shit/shit 100%!

    • modifier
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      Already taken. It’s what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

      I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven’t to imagine it is also taken.

    • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•1 year ago

      I came to say this. That or Horse Funeral.

  • ferret
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    29•1 year ago

    Some ain’t so bad

    • XIN
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      31•1 year ago

      Brian Disease seems like a winner

      • the dopamine fiend
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        They’d have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

        e: This guy gets it.

  • @tacosplease@lemmy.world
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    26•1 year ago

    Damn guess I’m the one who liked Diet of Worms

    • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9•1 year ago

      Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

  • PhenolFight
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    24•1 year ago

    Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.

    • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Brian Disease too

  • @AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

  • @jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    21•1 year ago

    Löded Diper

  • @fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    18•1 year ago

    ‘Shoe Penis’ has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

    • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      5•1 year ago

      Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

  • @rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    16•1 year ago

    Diet of Worms is a dope name

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

  • Chemical Wonka
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    Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.

    PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Brian disease is not bad too.

      • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        4•1 year ago

        I’m partial to eggy wets myself

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