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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago

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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago
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  • HexesofVexes
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    66•8 months ago

    We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

    • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      83•8 months ago

      We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

      • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        25•8 months ago

        Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

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          9•8 months ago

          So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

          • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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            5•8 months ago

            Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

          • @Szyler@lemmy.world
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            8 months ago

            Person 1: “fuck you!”

            Person 2: “a real fuck to you to”

        • @dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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          2•8 months ago

          deleted by creator

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    39•8 months ago

    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

    • @SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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      25•8 months ago

      Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

        I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

        • @SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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          9•8 months ago

          Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

    • @anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
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      16•8 months ago

      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

    • @ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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      8•8 months ago

      …static fuck?

  • redfellow
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    Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

    Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

    • @jerakor@startrek.website
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      7•8 months ago

      The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

      • redfellow
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        6•8 months ago

        A good point 😅

    • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      6•8 months ago

      Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

      • redfellow
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        4•8 months ago

        If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

    • @nyctre@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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  • @Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    18•8 months ago

    ‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    13•8 months ago

    So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?

    • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

      Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

      Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

      Further you get Abelian fucks

  • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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    12•8 months ago

    I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.

    But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

    • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      6•8 months ago

      (thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

  • @EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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    11•8 months ago

    “What kind of fuckery is this?”

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Yes, this is correct.

    You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

    Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).

    (The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

  • @marcos@lemmy.world
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    9•8 months ago

    Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.

    Including dozens…

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•8 months ago

      I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck

  • @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    8•8 months ago

    I could fuck less.

    • @Szyler@lemmy.world
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      1•8 months ago

      Not possible for me 🫠

  • @SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world
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    6•8 months ago

    Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

  • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    5•8 months ago

    Yes to all of those.

    Source, my time in the Army.

  • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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  • propter_hog [any, any]
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    4•8 months ago

    Something’s fucky

  • @Tzayad@lemmy.world
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    4•8 months ago

    Holy fuck

    • Robust Mirror
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      3•8 months ago

      Unholy fuck.

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        1•8 months ago

        Both mythology fucks.

        A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.

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