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I think that means they could rip out your eye balls to prevent you from seeing ads.
Whatever it takes
Robot is allowed to kill a human to prevent a viewing of an advertisement.
Under the zeroth law they can just kill the advertiser as a last resort
Ohhh yes
Good start, but can we change that to “first resort”?
A truly moral use case of the hanibal directive
Okay, proposed second law: A robot may not harm or kill a human unless it violates the first law.
This is a solid premise for a pretty metal music video.
Thankfully the wording is “shown” and not “seen”. I believe our eyeballs are safe… for now.
I think Asimov would agree
- a robot’s eyes must always turn red when they go evil
God bless the designer who always installs the blue AND red LEDs inside the eyes
For giving the robots freedom of choice?
Because obviously if they didn’t install the red ones then the robot could never be evil.
That’s exactly what an evil robot without red LEDs would want us to think.
Full RGB
Right, because it’s hard to make a robot grow a goatee.
Bender-flexo.jpg
Bender was the evil bender!?
I’d argue that advertisements fall under “A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.”
Psychic damage is real damage
Emotional damage
This is canon in the books. There is one short story where one robot bends over backwards trying to spare humans from emotional pain. Hilarity ensues.
- A machine must never prompt a human with options of “Yes” and “Maybe later” - they must always provide a “No” option.
I am very close to adopting the ideals of the Dune universe, post Butlerian Jihad:
“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”
Mainly because, us, humans, are very evidently too malicious and incompetent to be trusted with the task.
How about “a robot must have complete loyalty to its owner, even if this is not in the best interests of its manufacturer”. Fat chance, I know.
Owner loyalty is a subscription service, natch.
I love it when posts line up like that
No he didn’t. The laws were a plot device meant to have flaws.
Advertisements are now everything but visual. Sounds, smells, tastes, touch, the way the pavement vibrates as a train goes past…
Can we just agree that adverisements in general is harmful? So the original first (and zeroth) law is applicable.
Love the username, OP!
Let’s introduce musk to the zeroth law
And that includes offers to subscribe to Laws of Robotics Premium.
Yes, Amazon. They’re still adverts, and you can still go and fucking fuck yourselves.
I don’t know. “Must not kill us, somehow sounds important”
It’s good, but the one about the ads should be higher on the priority list.
suicide bots sound kinda cool tho 🤔
