Some apartments with central hot water have a recirculation pump, so the water is almost always hot. My building has one. The water is always hot, but for some fucking reason the hot water is like right next to the cold water, but the cold water doesn’t have a pump, so the cold water pipes will get hot from the flowing hot water. Then when I turn on my shower the cold water will be just as hot as the hot water… for like a minute, making the entire thing fucking pointless because you still have to wait to get in. But I can burn myself on demand so I’ve got that going for me.

Try and stop me. I don’t even have windows installed anymore.

What’s habits precious?

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming “gimme da cookies!” Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

I mean. For me it was the constant forced updates, the adversarial secret config options that may or may not be misdirecting lies that do nothing, constantly forcing edge install, every (forced) update causing worse performance and making the ui shittier, trying to shove one drive down your throat so they can harvest that sweet personal data, forced online accounts, etc.

Going to go out on a limb here and guess she meant she’s a girl and a lesbian, but isn’t anime. Science, unfortunately, hasn’t gone far enough.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man on Wall Street; it belongs to the shareholders.

Yeah I agree this seems more like tech debt and possibly a shitty architecture to me, both problems that ultimately come from poor management. The codebase I’m responsible for at work was developed in a mad rush, and the levels of pointless coupling and interdependence sometimes makes it hard to change anything without spending forever tracking down all the stupid little places that piece was touching. That shit comes from management pushing you to just do the thing already and move on, which works for a while until things get so messy you have to slow down or spend some time on a refactor. Someone could easily have made a technical decision for the sake of expedience, which was then built upon and became interconnected with other things in a way that made changing it require a major change, which of course no manager will support, so the work gets broken up into 100 tiny stupid tickets trying to move toward adding the new feature without ever making a breaking change, slowing down the whole thing even more.

If only they would get the message and leave me alone…

The immortal ones keep forgetting to reproduce so only the mortal ones do.

Filibuster everything. Literally everything that can be filibustered. See how fast we get rid of the filibuster.

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me

Cat’s are a more viable option if your work schedule is crazy and you can have them where you live. I have two and they have literally saved my life at least a couple times so far. I initially got one, but she needed much more play time than I was prepared to provide, so I got a second one so she had someone to play with regularly. I love them both so much it’s crazy. With the automatic feeder I only need to feed them once a day manually (they get wet food once a day), and the litter boxes only need to be cleaned every few days. If I got automatic litter boxes it would be even less work. The really nice thing about cats is their social cues are so different, like if you ignore them they think you’re chill and nice and will come say hi, so when I’m feeling really down and falling into a spiral one of them ends up sitting on me or getting in my face to demand attention and it helps break the spiral. Also they’re so warm and soft just being able to touch them is nice. I could go on and on about the benefits of having cats lol.

Whether you end up getting a pet or not I hope you’re doing better. You are more than your body. You’re a woman, no matter what anyone else says.

Cheating on exams by gaining a deeper understanding of the material so you can just rederive the answers during the exam.

Draw her making sapphic eyes at a tall cute goth girl

I wish we could trade cause I really want my own tits.

It would would have been cool if you’d left out the vegan propaganda

This is the same argument that results in the majority of software created being slow stupid trash. “We don’t have time to fix those major architectural problems that are going to grind improvement to a halt later, we need to release this new stupid feature yesterday because line must go up.”

I wish it would hurt them bad enough they would fucking stop

What they don’t tell you about blahaj is they’re kind of cheap. Blahaj is not very firm. I was mildly disappointed when I got mine.