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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 3 months ago

Mammals Suck

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Mammals Suck

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  • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    108•3 months ago

    Mammals indeed suck, it’s part of the definition

    • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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      14•3 months ago

      That’s where I thought this was going.

    • @TallonMetroid@lemmy.world
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      6•3 months ago

      Platypi don’t!

      • ThoGot
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        3•3 months ago

        They slurp

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    48•3 months ago

    Why does herpetology have such mammaries?

    • @dwemthy@lemmy.world
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      28•3 months ago

      Snitties

      • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        8•3 months ago

        Snilk

  • Xanthrax
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    3 months ago

    Boobology, because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?

    • @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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      33•3 months ago

      Well in that case…

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        “…In conclusion, further research is required.”

  • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    27•3 months ago

    Mammalogy has also been known as mastology, theriology, and therology.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalogy

  • @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    26•3 months ago

    Mammals DO suck, presumably on herpetology’s truly impressive mammae.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    15•3 months ago

    Herpetology

    The study of… Herpes? 🤨

    • @Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat
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      Reptiles, iirc

      • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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        7•3 months ago

        A herpetoligist collects reptiles. Someone who collects herpes is called your mom.

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      5•3 months ago

      Do you qualify as a scientist if you’re studying it involuntarily?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        7•3 months ago

        “The difference between doing science and just screwing around is writing down your findings.”

    • kamenLady.
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      5•3 months ago

      Like Whats_a_lemmy said, reptiles and amphibians

    • @maniclucky@lemmy.world
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      1•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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    10•3 months ago

    Derpatology - the study of memes

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2•3 months ago

      Memeology and memeography are the only true meme sciences, everything else is a derivative repost.

  • TooManyFoods
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    7•3 months ago

    Sometimes I think I need my mamma-logy

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    7•3 months ago

    Anybody interested in hOrnitology?

    • @meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      2•3 months ago

      Wow, get the hose! This user is really committed to the bit.

      Please don’t stop. Hornyness is a gift.

  • RuthBaderGonesburg [he/him]
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    6•3 months ago

    mammalogy

  • Owl
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    3 months ago

    Tit-ology

  • apotheotic (she/her)
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    5•3 months ago

    “Mammalogy” yeah you chose the correct wojak that’s a weaksauce name

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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    3•3 months ago

    Dog sitter

  • @xorollo@leminal.space
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    1•3 months ago

    Mamalosophy

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