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@Deceptichum@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 days ago

moms spaghetti

quokk.au

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moms spaghetti

quokk.au

@Deceptichum@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 days ago
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  • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15•3 days ago

    Ewwwww. Who drinks brisk

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5•3 days ago

      I’ll be honest idk what brisk is, never even seen a can before

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        3 days ago

        It’s canned, sweetened iced tea.

        • ☂️-
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          1•2 days ago

          sounds nice tbh

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            2•1 day ago

            It is refreshing. A good choice on a hot day at the golf course when the beverage cart is near!

        • Ziglin (it/they)
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          1•2 days ago

          Eww

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            1•1 day ago

            It’s alright. Not my top choice…

        • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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          2•3 days ago

          But usually plastic bottled.

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            2•3 days ago

            Perhaps. I still think of those old Brisk commercials where they’d crack open a can and say “That’s Brisk, baby!”

    • @entwine413@lemm.ee
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      1•3 days ago

      I enjoyed it as a kid

      • Altima NEO
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        1•2 days ago

        That’s bwisk, baby!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    7•3 days ago

    Uhm akctually that’s fettuccine. 🤓

    • @Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      9•3 days ago

      Thanks for the clarification, I’m not much of a linguinist.

  • @workerONE@lemmy.world
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    9•3 days ago

    No wonder his arms are heavy

    • @voodooattack@lemmy.world
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      1•3 days ago

      I bet he’s choking now

  • kubica
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    8•3 days ago

    There’s a huge square plate in the middle of the room.

  • Sundray
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    5•3 days ago

    Mom’s spaghetti goes in your pockets, silly.

    • Altima NEO
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      2•2 days ago

      Knees weak, arms are ready

  • GratefullyGodless
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    1•2 days ago

    Im just pissed that i didn’t think of this back when i was a bachelor.

  • @loomy@lemy.lol
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    2•3 days ago

    ?brisk

  • IninewCrow
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    2•3 days ago

    Is that a serving for one, or are we both going to eat off your arm?

  • Anna
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    3•3 days ago

    But are you sure your arms are clean

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    2•3 days ago

    We have nyotaimori at home.

    Nyotaimori at home:

  • Sibbo
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    2•3 days ago

    c/wewantplates

  • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    2•3 days ago

    That looks good, can I have some?

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