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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago

Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago
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  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    27•5 days ago

    Plz show bob and pergin

    • @MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip
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      4•5 days ago

      What is pergin supposed to be close to?

      • @bedheadkitten@lemmy.world
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        4•5 days ago

        Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

        • @MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip
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          3•5 days ago

          Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled

          “Per China” = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it

  • WIZARD POPE💫
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    145•6 days ago

  • ☼ Pero ►◘
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    124•6 days ago

    When girls show me their fine China: 😏

    • @LouSlash@sh.itjust.works
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      29•6 days ago

      How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

      • I Cast Fist
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        20•6 days ago

        Naughty, naughty girls!

  • @hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    10•4 days ago

    A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

  • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    93•6 days ago

    My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      65•6 days ago

      I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined

      th-344758155

      • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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        2•4 days ago

        Good. Don’t brag about that.

    • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      6•4 days ago

      At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    58•6 days ago

    Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

    • @hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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      15•6 days ago

      Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger

    • @MBech@feddit.dk
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      12•6 days ago

      Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.

      • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        1•4 days ago

        Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.

  • Dr. Bob
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    46•6 days ago

    I had to look.

    • @atlien51@lemm.ee
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      66•6 days ago

      flip through my flaps

      • @WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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        18•6 days ago

        “Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

      • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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        3•4 days ago

        Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.

      • Dr. Bob
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        2•4 days ago

        It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      11•6 days ago

      If it works, it works

    • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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      4•6 days ago

      You did it!

  • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•5 days ago

    Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

    • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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      1•4 days ago

      Old man yells at cloud.

  • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    30•6 days ago

    What’s with Ashley

    • @RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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      And what is she playin?

      • @rapchee@lemmy.world
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        5•6 days ago

        *playing

        • @RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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          Love that she was on Mythic Quest and even got some directing and writing credits.

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    27•6 days ago

    If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”

    • ඞmir
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      1•4 days ago

      Americans now measuring in foreign countries

  • @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    girls showing their vase (China)

  • @Crikeste@lemm.ee
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    16•6 days ago

    So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

    • @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      25•6 days ago

      Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.

    • @chilicheeselies@lemmy.world
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      My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

    • @iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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      4•6 days ago

      Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

  • Angel Mountain
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    11•6 days ago

    This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

  • @Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    Why do parents go through their children’s search history

    • @Kaboom@reddthat.com
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      34•6 days ago

      At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy

      • @Fleur_@aussie.zone
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        Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism

    • @Scrollone@feddit.it
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      People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    7•6 days ago

    Think he meant verge China.

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