• @dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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    107 days ago

    I must clench and unclench my toes a few times on a carpet at the next available opportunity after landing from a flight

  • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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    97 days ago

    I never saw a Unicorn before I believed in them. I guess they have a magical defense against being seen by people who don’t believe in them.

    Now that I do believe in them…I still haven’t seen one. I guess they’re not local to my area.

    I intend to continue to believe in them for the foreseeable future while I do some travel… just in case.

  • @NoMadLadNZ@lemmy.nz
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    IMO there are no harmless ones (by that I mean dictionary definition superstitions - not just things like traditions and adages that have a logical reason or basis), if a person truly believes in actual magical thinking no matter how silly it’s a doorway to accepting the rest.

    Like letting in bullshit like horoscopes, homeopathy, faith healing, yearning for eschatological prophecies…

  • Ænima
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    46 days ago

    Whenever I get out of my car with lights still on and it dings to warn me, I thank it for reminding me. I just know the day I don’t do that is the last day that ding will happen!

  • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    If you hand someone a sharp object like a knife or scissors you will soon get into an argument. Gotta set it on the table for them to retrieve instead.

  • If three good things happen to me in a relatively short period of time, something bad is gonna happen next.

    If three bad thing happen to me in a relatively short period of time, somethig good is gonna happen next.

  • @58008@lemmy.world
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    47 days ago

    If I’ve been a good boy my poop session will go smoothly. If I think I was a good boy, but then my poop is awful, I think “damn I must have done something…”. If I have been an asshole, but my poop goes well, I think “wow, I’m gonna have to pay this back tenfold tomorrow!”

  • @nevermind@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    When I hang my clothes up on the line to dry, I have to use matching coloured pegs for each item of clothing. I like the symmetry. It feels wrong to do it otherwise.

  • @hactar42@lemmy.world
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    37 days ago

    I do a monthly newsletter at work. I collect the stuff for the newsletter in an Excel sheet. I normally end up with around 12 items or so. But that makes my Excel sheet stop on line 13 because of the header row. So I’ll add 2 more things. Because if I just add 1 then it will be 13 entries. So my newsletter will have less than 11 or more than 14 entries. I don’t know why, I don’t care about the number 13 anywhere else in my life.