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Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

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  • @bampop@lemmy.world
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    9•1 day ago

    Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

    • @harsh3466@lemmy.ml
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      1 day ago

      It’s Möbin time!!!

    • @AAA@feddit.org
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      7•1 day ago

      There is a science or food YouTuber out there who’d be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

      • @bampop@lemmy.world
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        To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.

        EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That’s the hard part.

        • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)

          • @bampop@lemmy.world
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            Hmm. I think it wouldn’t work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that’s what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

            EDIT: OK, best I can come up with, you’ll need a custom made bread oven in modular sections forming a twisted torus, like a fusion reactor only it’s a bread oven. Now get a really big ham. Make a hole in it and assemble the bread oven passing through the hole. If you can’t put the ham in the sandwich you need to put the sandwich in the ham. Fill up with dough and start baking. While it’s cooking, carve your ham into a Möbius strip twisted around the oven. Disassemble the oven, cut any excess crust off the bread, give it a twist, a flick of the wrist, and voilà! Möbius ham sandwich!

  • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill

  • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    39•2 days ago

    Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

    Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

    Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

    • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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      Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

      Scotch Eggs are salad Calzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.

      I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        8•2 days ago

        CubeRule.com

        • @grue@lemmy.world
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          2•1 day ago

          Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?

        • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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          Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?

          It has support on all sides and bottom.

          Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?

      • @grue@lemmy.world
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        1•1 day ago

        How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

        • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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          Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.

          For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.

          • @grue@lemmy.world
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            2•23 hours ago

            Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!

            • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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              2•23 hours ago

              This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!

        • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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          3•1 day ago

          I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

          • @grue@lemmy.world
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            Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!

      • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1•1 day ago

        What about arancini?

  • @AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
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    23•2 days ago

    That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

    • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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      3•23 hours ago

      We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

    • @cenzorrll@lemmy.ca
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      4•1 day ago

      Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich

  • @some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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    20•2 days ago

    This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

    • @ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works
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      I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!

      • @some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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        20•2 days ago

        That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

    • @iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 days ago

      What about this is poignant?

      • @meyotch@slrpnk.net
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        5•2 days ago

        The sandwich has three poignants.

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          3•2 days ago

          poignant my mouf on each one

  • @Zink@programming.dev
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    1•1 day ago

    The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

  • @Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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    1•1 day ago

    Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    3•1 day ago

    Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

    • @Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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      1•1 day ago

      Gesundheit

  • @renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    8•2 days ago

    +50% calories

    • @bstix@feddit.dk
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      Probably more than that.

      There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.

      • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there

        • @bstix@feddit.dk
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          2•1 day ago

          In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.

          Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.

          • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            2 bread 1 ham

            Awful ratio… If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.

            • @bstix@feddit.dk
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              If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.

              • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                1•1 day ago

                And…? Lol

  • Hnery
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    1 side Peanutbutter

    1 side Jam

    1 side Cheese

    The holy three fold PBJC

    Edit: !match@pawb.social proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

    • Match!!
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      6•2 days ago

      insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff

      • Hnery
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        Omg how did I miss that

    • @Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      which cheese ?

      • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        Melted brie

        • @Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          2•2 days ago

          theeeeere we go

      • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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        Pimento Pineapple

        • @Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          wtf is that

          • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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            https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/

            Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.

            • @Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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              it seems weird, but I’ll try it

  • @steventhedev@lemmy.world
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    7•2 days ago

    Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity

  • @badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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    7•2 days ago

    Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

  • TheTechnician27
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    A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      ☝️This person topologies.

  • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      wraps are cylindrical

      • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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        True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow

      • TheTechnician27
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        Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

    • @ramenbelly@lemmy.zip
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      The best foods are always shaped liked dicks

    • @hansolo@lemmy.today
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      An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.

      • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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        well, round in all directions

  • Random_Character_A
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    I can see past, present and future as one.

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