Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
It’s Möbin time!!!
There is a science or food YouTuber out there who’d be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.
To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.
EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That’s the hard part.
No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)
Hmm. I think it wouldn’t work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that’s what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.
EDIT: OK, best I can come up with, you’ll need a custom made bread oven in modular sections forming a twisted torus, like a fusion reactor only it’s a bread oven. Now get a really big ham. Make a hole in it and assemble the bread oven passing through the hole. If you can’t put the ham in the sandwich you need to put the sandwich in the ham. Fill up with dough and start baking. While it’s cooking, carve your ham into a Möbius strip twisted around the oven. Disassemble the oven, cut any excess crust off the bread, give it a twist, a flick of the wrist, and voilà! Möbius ham sandwich!
Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are
saladCalzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
What about arancini?
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
The TIE Defender of the lunch box.
+50% calories
Probably more than that.
There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.
In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there
In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.
Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.
2 bread 1 ham
Awful ratio… If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.
If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.
And…? Lol
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
Edit: !match@pawb.social proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF
insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff
Omg how did I miss that
which cheese ?
Melted brie
theeeeere we go
Pimento Pineapple
wtf is that
https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/
Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.
it seems weird, but I’ll try it
Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
☝️This person topologies.
Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
wraps are cylindrical
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
well, round in all directions
I can see past, present and future as one.
