Me and my new gf
Oui svp
No it is not. It’s the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!
Do you know English? You wouldn’t be saying these things about French if you knew English.
I hear you, I dropped the Devil’s language in highschool as soon as I was able to do so. I still get PTSD just thinking about the listening exercises on tape cassettes, where usually someone told her entire life story in about a single minute. Unbelievable how fast people can talk in French.
I don’t know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.
And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Too late, Fr*nce alone spans 13 timezones.
“spans” like in the conceitet “grandeur” of the French language. There are a handful of small places that are still colonies spread around the globe just because they had not had the drive to kick the French out. It is more “sprinkels” than “spans”…
Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire “dommage”? C’est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.
Bien dit, calisse.
Disons qu’après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.
Stop speaking gibberish.
Va chier maudit con.
Non
Hold up. Isn’t every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.
It’s different.
You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
What does that have to do with anything? Whenever a man has an orgasm, the prostate adds its juice to the ejaculate - regardless of how the orgasm was achieved. Hence, there is no climax where the prostate isn’t involved. That’s why I was saying every orgasm is technically a prostate orgasm. Also, when OP takes about his goth queen giving him a “prostate orgasm”, I very much doubt she stuck to exclusively stimulating the prostate. Very likely, she just added direct stimulation of the prostate to what most people do to make a guy cum. So, if true, it would have been rather a penis+prostate orgasm, if we name it after the body parts the that were stimulated.
You’ve definitely never cum in your chastity cage without permission
Seems more like he always does.
For those confused it says “Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm”
Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.
You have to pay extra for that
French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
Sacre mille de tonnerre !
Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:
there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.
Tabarnak!
Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.
Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.
Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux
What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?
It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.
How does this affect the trout population
Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?
Is “orgasme” actually orgasm? I’ve literally only known “le petite morte,” but I have to assume it’s a euphemism not the actual word for “orgasm.”
Le petite morte is the little death
It’s a euphemism
No, that would be la petite mort.
If you’re using the feminine version of the and little, why are we using the masculine version of death? Sincerely, an American who barely speaks French.
It is indeed (and apparently that’s where the english word comes from)
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