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So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha 👍
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
How is this a science meme?
If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.
It’s my bread and butter. 🍞
Please don’t eat rocks and dirt.
But they’ve got minerals!
It’s what humans crave!
I think the people who crave so are described as suffering pica
Too late.
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Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
PanFucky
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
They say they can’t unsee it… but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.
Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
They should make a national treasure movie about this
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
Why did he deep fry his cock?
Amazing
What state is the arm and hand?
They’re in the state of motion, obviously seasoning the chicken…
That’s one euphemism…
It’s the current state of confusion floating above the country.
You just have to create a giant floating island and put it there, over those parts of Missouri and Tennessee.
