Lactose is my lover who turned toxic but who I can’t cut out of my life. Every now and again I send em a “u up”, we reconnect, I end up with my asshole hurting. Wait am I still talking about lactose?
New allies form Olives,weird cheeses, drinks that once tasted of ear wax
I was with you until the consumption of ear wax or ear wax substitutes.
Black coffee & Negronis
You’ve sent me spiraling. Now all I want in my life is some black coffee and a negroni
I blame my body, not the food
The decaying meat husk that houses the miserable existence trying to break free is sad it can’t eat as much deliciously processed food as it use to.
yeah, a lot of people who I thought were my friends, weren’t actually my friends
Sometimes when you’re young, you put up with the consequences of toxic friends because you can handle it and you just think that’s what normal is.
They weren’t toxic when I was growing up with them. It was only when we all got to be drinking age and I didn’t want to partake in any of it that the toxic behavior started.
reckless driving also made me grow apart from them. They called me a loser for caring about speed limits and safety…and wanting to keep my truck in good working order
Are… are we still doing euphemisms for digestive problems?
I thought it said “friends” and not “food”
I’m very tired
It gets much worse.
Porter beer 😢 (no idea why only porter… gives me the worst hangover even if I drink only half a pint with dinner) now I am stuck with the 0.2l, almost insulting…
Fucking tomatoes.
My wife too, developed it during puberty.
It really does wipe out entire countries for wise
Edit: I should add, we weren’t married at that point, only royalty get to be nonces (nonci?) in my country
Bacon you treacherous bitch you
The food aren’t betraying you. YOU betrayed the food when you ate only the ones bad for your health to the point that led your body to not handle it anymore, while the healthy food was at your side all the time, but was ignored
Me to burritos: “You were the Chosen One!”
Burritos: “I hate you.”
