I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.

Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I’d used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it’s out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech’s apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.

I know it’s the same deer because it’s fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.

My only advice: Let the friend of Artemis win.

Relevant Nichijou

Voices of the Void event.

Alternatively, the bottom commenter could have meant the derogatory interpretation of “fairy,” and was trying to inform OP that it was simply a gay guy wanting to make sweet love…

Wait, I want the original story. Who can outrun a deer over a quarter mile, how fast is this guy?

AAAGGH when will y’all learn to use dark mode?! AAGH my burning eyes! I ain’t gonna look directly into that full-blazing sun.

Okay, but the fae like live underground in big fancy halls where there’s always a party and they’re always trying to get impregnated by human guys. (I guess there’s some sort of fae agenda going on).

So, like, if you’re a dude, just follow the deer to the magic hole and BAM! all-you-can-eat fairyland orgy. The deer might turn into a hot fairy chick or introduce you to his sisters. You just can’t ever leave and they get your soul.

IDK, that don’t sound so bad.

That’s fair.

Don’t engage with the fairy. Any form of reaction or interaction will only encurage them.