I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.
Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I’d used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it’s out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech’s apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.
I know it’s the same deer because it’s fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.
I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.
Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I’d used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it’s out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech’s apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.
I know it’s the same deer because it’s fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.