• Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
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    4 days ago

    Ugh nooooo😭, I don’t want liberty creek inside my body in any capacity. Have you tried that stuff?? I’m shocked it’s even legal to sell!

    … though, you know, you’re not wrong about how well-shaped the bottles are …

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      3 days ago

      Actually, you’re right. I have no previous experience with that particular brand, but wine on that price could be more suitable for cooking. Or vinotherapy? Why not? ☺️ (my bad, I just imagined you naked relaxing in a bathtub full of red wine) 🤤

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        3 days ago

        Context here is giving a dear friend a hard time about an even harder time they put me through with that stuff. I know I’m teasing a helluva story here, but I would sooner take a golden shower than bathe in Liberty Creek. But a nicer red wine, one that doesn’t almost put three people in the hospital because the bottle is tainted with an ungodly amount of methanol, THAT I would 100% bathe in.

        God, that would be so pretty too. Clawfoot bathtub, velvet curtains in the background, lots and lots of candles as I’m half-submerged in a nice dark merlot, wine pouring down along my thigh as I raise one leg out of the bath to wash it…

        Damnit now I just need to be able to afford a clawfoot bathtub full of merlot.

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          3 days ago

          Sorry for screwing up your story line here. I didn’t have such intention at all. However, the view of a bottle of wine and a pair of amazing lips can screw up alot of things. Hahah 🤭 Don’t you agree?