I expect we’ll see a D-Day style mobilization from the UK by tomorrow morning.
Funnily enough Brits waged 3 wars already for the cods. Against Iceland of all countries. Best of all, Iceland won all three - each time they announced they will leave NATO, rendering the critical GIUK gap infrastructure defunct and each time Uncle Sam immediately told Brits to shut up and eat the L.
We must protect the haddock at all costs!
Turning them into food doesn’t seem much like protecting
“Cry ‘Haddock!’ and let slip the dogs of war.”
The cods of war!
Taking fish away from the Brits?! Now you’re trully fucked.
Brits’ initial reaction, though.
This is truly an outrage.
That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you
The Swedish will get their revenge for 1648 and force the British to switch from fried haddock to pickled herring.
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What fish will we buy from the chippie?
Sardines
