…meh

Yeah, but that would be, like, helping people man.

Bootstraps motherfuckers!

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This coming from the same motherfuckers that brought you classics like:

“We have to let the Nazis march in the park this weekend, freeze peach”

And

“The klan is just a bunch of good 'ol boys, they never hurt nobody”

I’m other words, it’s just another example of how not to do business that all the rubes will throw money at.

Awesome.

Who gives a shit what Trump says?

TACO bout your own circus, you fucking clown.

Media frenzy for this event will make a great distraction from the cancellation of the shit show military parade / ego stroke.

Otherwise they may actually have to cover those nationwide protests with millions of attendees planned. Their corporate masters wouldn’t like that.

A little too convenient.

OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.

I say, I say boy listen here

Murderface Murderface Murderface

How dare you invest in the future? Our potential future tax base needs to learn how to starve or go into debt - those are the most important lessons in the good old US of fucking A.

IDK why that would concern anyone - it’s free for personal use.

Flipboard. It’s a fedi-friendly news aggregator.

We’re still paying for their goddamned Feb '21 weather event on our power bills!

Thank you so much friend!

For the record, even if I don’t get anything this is really kind of you!

I hope you have a kickass life!

Elven legacy collection sounds fun!

This is the part I always chuckle about when someone talks smack about EVs as well. What does the average driver commute these days? Doesn’t seem like much - I’m figuring roughly 30 minutes could be anywhere from 5 to 30 miles depending on where you live.

Sounds like a perfect solution for most people.

How long until these walking disgraces decide truth social has enough encryption and start using that platform instead?

… Oh fuck.

Calm down there, Satan.