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Are you a surgeon?

How hard is it to just not kill others?

Apparently really fucking hard for some.

How nice of the president to get congress’ permission first. Glad he’s doing everything by the book.

I will never, ever buy the switch 2 then.

My gamecube controller still doesn’t drift. Nintendo can do better.

Because it’s annoying

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. I can’t tell how it’s any different from MAD based on what’s written.

Who’s going to stop him? There has been a lack of that lately.

No. Because:

I wouldn’t sign someone up for adopt-a-highway without informing them, as that would be unethical. So why would I sign someone up for a responsibility ten thousand times greater without being able to ask first?

It is very hard to be nice when you are in physical pain.

Reddit’s decline was inevitable, sadly. The redesign (and re-redesign) are clearly tailored to idiots.

It depends entirely on where you live.

I’ve heard every combination of “[food] is actually [plant part]” so any time anyone says this type of sentence, I just roll my eyes.

Nope, quadriplegic

-Me

Yep. All of this is just your typical “I don’t actually socialize with anyone my own age or else I would understand how bad they are with technology.”"

If you’re going to throw your life away, why state reps?

you can say anything is just beginning and there’s no way to prove you wrong

I don’t like reading big text. I’d rather have small text in a smaller area

Not on desktop